1. When people say. “life is short.” What? Um, no it isn’t. It’s the longest damn thing ever.
2. When I am waiting in line for the bus and some person asks, “ Excuse me did the bus come yet?” “Yes, and I decided to stay here and let you know that you missed it.”
3. When you are having the most peaceful sleep and BOOM , someone hits the lights and
worst of all they do not turn it off. TURN IT OFF BEFOR I WOOP YOUR ASS!!!
4. Pedestrians who gets mad when the car doesn't stop for them.
5. People who baby talk to their pets. Animals don’t speak language!
6. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going. You should know?? you pulled me over.
.."Did you see that?" No, dumb ass, I paid
to come to a theater and stare at the
ceiling up there. What do you think i came here for??.
8. Chain letters! Who the hell thinks that
by annoying other people with stupid mail with
no meaning, that they will grant you a wish, or
make your long-lost love fall into your arms.
Bullshit!
9. People who talk in their phones during a movie
10. When you are looking for something and someone says " where did you last put it" if i knew that, dont you think i'd be looking there????
Hahahahaha!
SvaraRadera